You know, the job market for professionals is tough these days. Really tough. Like, "stare at your email all day, every day, for weeks, praying to God for a response" tough. So when I got an email, and then a phone call, about how someone at Bankers Life found my resume and wanted to interview me, I burst into tears. I have zero desire to sell insurance, and nowhere on my resume is there even the slightest indication that I might want to do sales. (For the record, I would rather work at McDonald's--no cold calls!) If you're reading this, Bankers Life, thank you for ruining my day and making me want to throw my laptop into a lake out of frustration.