Vantaggi
- You will develop exceptional time management skills, as your direct leadership will consistently allow opportunities to practice by providing incorrect deadline dates - With a 40% staff turnover rate, there's plenty of opportunities for growth into a role that you will be outlandishly unqualified for - You will gain the confident business voice that enables you to say "This is a complete waste of time!" during any one of the several lengthy meetings you will be forced to attend on a daily basis - Hate free time? Well that's all taken care of here. You will be forced to work so much illegal overtime that you will sob uncontrollably at your very own desk - There's no question about the importance of exercise. And that's why a key component in the process includes pointing fingers at people to establish blame and take the spotlight off ourselves. Your index finger will be so strong, you won't know what to do! - Develop the thick skin required to thrive in a hostile work environment where management is constantly pitted against underlings in an ongoing verbal bloodbath about policies that even they don't understand! - Worried about performance assessments? Have no fear! Nobody reads your work anyway, just keep Microsoft Office open until they walk away and type that keyboard right into a promotion! - Forget real words; you'll get so much meaningless jargon thrown at you that you won't be able to slam your face into the keyboard without accidentally writing out one of our nonsense acronyms!
Svantaggi
- Can't think of a single complaint