Into the valley of Progress rode the few hundred
Progress to the right of them
Progress to the left of them
Cannons volleyed and thundered
So ended the charge of the Chef Brigade
Judge us by our actions, judge us by our results and our outcomes - Yogesh Gupta, CEO Progress
We observed your actions, the results and the outcomes. Here is the verdict of the Chef Jury - Progress NIL POINTS
Progress have hung drawn and quartered Chef. With a wicked smile and a veil of lies from start to finish. A company entrenched in it's technology of 1995 with the moral compass of a failed 20th century Austrian artist with a single orchid. The harbinger of sorrow brought rivers of blood to Chef.
Chef is the albatross to Progresses' Mariner. They spied the bird of good omen and killed it and it now hangs like lead around their neck.
Chef is dead.
When Progress comes to your door. Run, run to the hills, run for your lives
