Don’t join Functions and allied depts - Recensione dipendente - Business Analyst presso Standard Chartered Bank

Absolute poor middle to senior management ( band 2 to band 4). PEAK Sh!thousery in Functions and associated Change management and Tech. like a wasteland the Functions COO and allied Tech Functions Leadership regurgitates washed out “talent” from within and externally. MERITOCRACY is an alien concept in Functions. MEDIOCRITY is considered amazing here! Super complicated Risk & compliance policies. And the officers are so inept, they clog the system with indecision. There is a running joke / principle called ABCD for Functions. Avoid all tasks like the plague Bypass tasks by escalating everything Confuse everyone if the above techniques don’t work Else Delay everything coz u can!