After applying a month or so ago, they finally got back to me. I reacquainted myself with their Glassdoor reviews, and completely noped out of the process.
I was really delicate about it though! I was curious to see how much respect they might reciprocate.
The answer was none. I politely rejected them, and I received zero response. If they don't think I'm worth a "thanks anyway," what chance at respect do YOU have? Steer clear of this awful HR process.