Vantaggi
Entertainment is never far away whether it’s watching the CEO take the lift for a single flight of stairs or the rare spectacle of him actually attempting the staircase when the lift is out of order. The coffee isn’t bad either, which, given everything else, is probably the highlight of the day.
Svantaggi
I actually enjoy watching the CEO’s lift journeys, but sadly they’re always between the 1st and 2nd floor, a perfect metaphor for the company itself, which never seems to be going anywhere meaningful. Business progression is stuck, communication is surface-level at best, The CEO prefers to blame everyone who has already left for his woes rather than take any responsibility himself. Add in the constant rumours about unpaid bills, outstanding debts, and a recent HMRC visit, and it’s hard to see how this place has a future. As a colleague once put it, the whole thing has “gone down like a fart in a lift.”
